


Even Monsters Get Scared Retro Halloween - Embroidered Unisex Hoodie
Even monsters get scared. Three of them embroidered mid-panic, each one screaming the thing that undid it: low battery, no wifi, update required. Groovy retro lettering above, bone thread on black or forest green, raised enough to feel before you see it. Spooky season apparel for people who find modern life scarier than ghosts. Shop retro Halloween hoodies, embroidered monster sweatshirts, groovy spooky season apparel, and gifts for designers, tech workers, and anyone who panics at 2%. Drippy retro lettering above each little creature. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 19 | 26 |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| 4XL | 30 | 33 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| XS | 48.3 | 66 |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
| 4XL | 76.2 | 83.8 |