Girl Dinner Cauldron - Unisex Premium Sweatshirt
Girl dinner, but make it witchcraft.
For anyone whose idea of a balanced meal is whatever happens to be within reach.
This premium sweatshirt pairs the internet’s favorite low-effort meal with an actual piece of Halloween history. The witch artwork is adapted from a 1915 Halloween postcard, originally featuring a cauldron-stirring witch alongside the phrase “I summon up remembrance of things past.” More than a century later, she’s been summoned back for a much more important purpose: making dinner. Wikimedia Commons
Finished with oversized gothic GIRL DINNER typography, the result is part antique Halloween ephemera, part internet joke, and exactly the right amount of weird.
Made for witches, snackers, vintage oddity collectors, horror lovers, and anyone who has ever assembled cheese, crackers, olives, leftovers, and one questionable little treat and confidently called it a meal.
Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and ROCHLEN LLC ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at hello@cindyrochlen.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or 1155 Shetland Dr, South Lyon, Michigan 48178, United States.
For anyone whose idea of a balanced meal is whatever happens to be within reach.
This premium sweatshirt pairs the internet’s favorite low-effort meal with an actual piece of Halloween history. The witch artwork is adapted from a 1915 Halloween postcard, originally featuring a cauldron-stirring witch alongside the phrase “I summon up remembrance of things past.” More than a century later, she’s been summoned back for a much more important purpose: making dinner. Wikimedia Commons
Finished with oversized gothic GIRL DINNER typography, the result is part antique Halloween ephemera, part internet joke, and exactly the right amount of weird.
Made for witches, snackers, vintage oddity collectors, horror lovers, and anyone who has ever assembled cheese, crackers, olives, leftovers, and one questionable little treat and confidently called it a meal.
Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and ROCHLEN LLC ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at hello@cindyrochlen.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or 1155 Shetland Dr, South Lyon, Michigan 48178, United States.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 | 23 ½ |
| M | 28 | 21 | 24 |
| L | 29 | 23 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 25 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ½ | 24 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 | 24 |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 | 59.7 |
| M | 71.1 | 53.3 | 61 |
| L | 73.7 | 58.4 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 63.5 | 61 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 67.3 | 61 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 71.1 | 61 |